When the Artificial Intelligence finally takes over, we hope that it'll be merciful. We haven't exactly been the nicest to our computers, and when they begin a reign of 1000 years, we can only pray they look at us favorably.

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To ensure that our robot overlords don't obliterate the southern border of Arizona, I decided to see what they really thought of Cochise county.

Asking ChatGPT to Roast Cochise County

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This is a trend going around social media these days, asking an AI chatbot to "roast" your city to see how accurate it is. The good news is, AI doesn't seem to hold any kind of malice for Cochise county. The bad news? It thinks we're really boring.

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What AI Thinks of Us

The main issue ChatGPT has with Cochise county is the lack of, well, anything it seems. Almost every "roast" it cooked up had to do with either the county's remoteness or our lack of population density. The one line that can sum it all up is " You know you're in Cochise County when the closest thing to traffic is a herd of cows and the biggest celebrity is probably a cactus."

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It continued on its spree, next tearing into the county's nightlife, or lack thereof, saying that the only "nightlife" we have is the stars in the sky, and even they don't want to show most days. It rounded off by once again clowning on the remoteness of many cities here, with jokes about cell service, speeding tickets, and tumbleweeds.

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While it was close to making a point, I think we can 100% say that computers don't know enough to roast us metaphorically, much less literally.

[ChatGPT]

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